"Oh no! Not again!"
We cry, curse, and convulse
The culprit among us too,
God bless his ileum, is
Shocked as everyone else.
For how long, I wonder
Shall we testify to the wind
Of yesternight's leftovers,
And loadfuls of dinner
Gone so fowl and pungent
Than the proverbial rat?
Who'd dare shake the trees,
Blow the whistle of fresh air?
We cry, curse, and convulse
The culprit among us too,
God bless his ileum, is
Shocked as everyone else.
For how long, I wonder
Shall we testify to the wind
Of yesternight's leftovers,
And loadfuls of dinner
Gone so fowl and pungent
Than the proverbial rat?
Who'd dare shake the trees,
Blow the whistle of fresh air?